problempacifist:

gapingfurnace:

napoleon bonaparte

more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

I LOVE THIS AND NAPOLEON AND YOU
Loki:I am Loki of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious purpose. It is the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation
Me:
Loki:
Me:
Loki:
Me:
Loki:
Me:
Loki:
Me:So you want to subjugate me now or...
Loki:What? I -
Me:YOLO, OFF WITH YOUR TIGHTS.

(Source: thefuuuucomics)

i-am-a-slumberbatch:

It honestly defies logic that he is still single.


Actually makes sense: who would be good enough?

i-am-a-slumberbatch:

It honestly defies logic that he is still single.

Actually makes sense: who would be good enough?

(Source: ftwfucktheworld)

This is exactly how I feel when people tickle me: I may be laughing, but on the inside I’m dying a very slow and painful death.

This is exactly how I feel when people tickle me: I may be laughing, but on the inside I’m dying a very slow and painful death.

(Source: sharkytails)

beinganerd:

I guess boobs are some kind of Nerdfighters?

(Source: ada-cabot)

(Source: wesavedeachother)