May. 20, 2012 at 6:01pm with 56,412 notes
born 2 party

problempacifist:

gapingfurnace:

napoleon bonaparte

more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

I LOVE THIS AND NAPOLEON AND YOU
6:00pm with 1,931 notes
Loki:I am Loki of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious purpose. It is the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation
Me:
Loki:
Me:
Loki:
Me:
Loki:
Me:
Loki:
Me:So you want to subjugate me now or...
Loki:What? I -
Me:YOLO, OFF WITH YOUR TIGHTS.
5:56pm with 2,645 notes
May. 6, 2012 at 2:21pm with 35,146 notes
2:19pm with 14,294 notes

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2:17pm with 4,201 notes
i-am-a-slumberbatch: It honestly defies logic that he is still single. Actually makes sense: who would be good enough?

i-am-a-slumberbatch:

It honestly defies logic that he is still single.

Actually makes sense: who would be good enough?

(Source: ftwfucktheworld)

2:09pm with 5,240 notes
May. 5, 2012 at 1:15pm with 62,371 notes
This is exactly how I feel when people tickle me: I may be laughing, but on the inside I’m dying a very slow and painful death.

This is exactly how I feel when people tickle me: I may be laughing, but on the inside I’m dying a very slow and painful death.

(Source: sharkytails)

Apr. 29, 2012 at 5:12pm with 6,643 notes

beinganerd:

I guess boobs are some kind of Nerdfighters?

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5:07pm with 583 notes

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